Log dich ein um diese Funktion zu nutzen. Asshole Songtext von Denis Leary. Folks, I'd like to sing a song about the American Dream About me, about you About the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chests About that special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts Maybe below the cockles, Maybe in the sub cockle area, Maybe in the liver, maybe in the kidneys, Maybe even in the colon, we don't know I'm just a regular Joe, with a regular job I'm your average white, suburbanite slob I like football and porno and books about war I got an average house, with a nice hardwood floor My wife and my job, my kids and my car My feet on my table, and a Cuban cigar. Fehlerhaften Songtext melden. Songtext kommentieren.
Dennis Leary - I'm An Asshole Lyrics
Yes I Am An Asshole Lyrics by Word Play
Cause you're attractive, but we ain't attractable Hate to be dramatical, but I'm not romantical I'm making up words you can understandable, It's tragical Thinkin some magical shit's gonna happen? That ain't practical You crackin a joke, it's laughable, cause me and love's like a bad combination I keep them feelings locked in a vault So it's safe to say I'm uncrackable My heart is truly guarded, full body armor Bitch you just need a helmet because if you think you're special, you're retarded. Thinkin you're one of a kind, like you got some platinum vagina, you're a train wreck, I got a one track mind Shorty you're fine but you sort of remind me of a 49er Cause you been a gold digger since you were a minor Been tryina, hunt me down like a dog, cause you're on my ass But you can't get a scent because all of my spare time is spent With my nose in this binder, so don't bother tryin Only women that I love are my daughters And sometimes I rhyme and it sounds like I forget I'm a father, and I push it further So father forgive me if I forget to draw the line It's apparent I shouldn't of been a parent I'll never grow up So to hell with your parents, and motherfucking father time And it ain't never gonna stop. A pessimist who transforms you to Optimus in his prime, so even if I'm half dead, I'm half alive Throw all my half empty glass in a cup, now my cup is runneth over And I'm about to set it on you like a motherfucking coaster I'm goin back to what got me here, yeah cocky, and can't not been? You shouldn't be as shocked, because everybody knows. Puis tout est devenu noir, tout ce dont je me souvenais. Bravo mon gars!
About me, about you, about the way our American hearts beat way down in the bottom of our chests. About the special feeling we get in the cockles of our hearts, maybe below the cockles, maybe in the subcockle area. Maybe in the liver. Maybe in the kidneys. Maybe even in the colon, we don't know.
The song made MuchMusic 's "50 Most Controversial Videos of All Time" and reached spot 37 for its profanity, making fun of handicapped people, and threatening to destroy the environment. The word " asshole " is said at least 27 times, according to MuchMusic 's Devon Soltendieck. The word "fuck" is said four times and also "piss" is used three times. A censored video for the song was made, which bleeps out some words.